Life 101: Advice

• If you can’t be kind, at least have the courtesy to be vague. • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. • He who hesitates is probably right. • Did you ever notice that the Roman Numerals for 40 are XL? • There’s a lot to be thankful for if you look for it. I was just thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt. • Did you ever notice that when you put the words “the” and “IRS” together, it spells “theirs?” • A pessimist’s blood type is always B-negative. • A hangover could be called the wrath of grapes.