Monday, November 7, 2011

Life’s Truisms…

• Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.
• Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.
• The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
• A closed mouth gathers no feet.
• Money isn’t everything...there’s credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.
• A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy Saturday with a television on the blink.
• Misers aren’t much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.

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