If you have Kids you will Understand this

Kid Funnies...
 Trying to dress an active little one is like trying to thread a sewing machine while it's running.
 Two things small kids will share willingly: communicable diseases and their mother's age.
 Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.
 Children really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.
 An alarm clock is a device for waking people up who don't have kids.
 Shouting to make your kids obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results!
 Children can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so they can tell when they’re really in trouble.