Parenting Truths!

• If you have trouble getting your children’s attention, just sit down and look comfortable. • Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. • Vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid. • The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. • There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going. • Those who say they “sleep like a baby” don’t have one. • The best thing to spend on your children is time.