Life’s Truisms…

• Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places. • Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it. • The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. • A closed mouth gathers no feet. • Money isn’t everything...there’s credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks. • A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy Saturday with a television on the blink. • Misers aren’t much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.