Thursday, December 22, 2011

Famous Last Words…

• It’s fireproof.
• What does this button do?
• So, you’re a cannibal?
• It’s probably just a rash.
• Are you sure the power is off?
• The odds of that happening have to be a million to one.
• Which wire was I supposed to cut?
• But where is the mother bear?
• I’ve seen this done on TV.
• These mushrooms are edible.
• You hold it, and I’ll light the fuse.
• It’ll hold both of us.
• This doesn’t taste right.
• I can make the light before it changes.
• Nice doggie.
• I can do that with my eyes closed.
• Well, we’ve made it this far.
• That’s odd.
• Now watch this.

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