Why You Should Take Up Golf in 2010

The Best Reasons for Playing Golf…
• Beats mowing the lawn.
• Having a ball is par for the course.
• You can play without risk of
scandal (most of the time!). Bad Tiger!!
• There’s always a doctor nearby.
• The worse your game, the
better the exercise.
• Carrying clubs is socially acceptable.
• More fun than doing business
at the office.
• Putting is such sweet sorrow.
• Great excuse to take a walk.
• Rather sink a bird than hook
a fish.
• Old golfers never die. They
just putter out.
• There’s no par at the 19th hole.
• It’s educational. You learn the meanings of such words as slice, shank, divot, bogey, mulligan, hacker, worm burner, and duffer.